Freedom20, the anti-woke water for freedom-loving conservatives in America. That’s just one of the ad slogans that are overplayed on the WSBA conservative radio station.
How do I know which ads are running on conservative radio?
I listen to talk radio so that you, dear reader, never have to experience something that could result in debilitating PTSD.
There are a plethora of ads for products from companies that are obviously taking advantage of the Right-wing audience. I just don’t think the listeners have caught on yet.
“Patriot Product” Companies
Everything from a cell phone carrier called “Patriot Mobile,” to a product that plays off of conservatives’ fear of food shortages like “My Patriot Food Supply.”
My Patriot Food Supply sells emergency food and storage kits. “Make sure you buy a kit for everyone in your family so everyone is prepared for the food shortages coming at the same time as… whatever the event is that you’re stockpiling weapons and ammo in preparation for.”
Who the hell is Pro Life Spiderman?!
No matter what the product is, the through line is the same—”we aren’t woke like those Left-wing companies.”
Can someone please explain how to determine whether a mobile phone carrier is Right or Left? I would classify T-Mobile as a Left-wing company — and woke AF. (It’s the pink brand color)
Also note the use of the term “Patriot” in the name of a lot of these companies or products.
“Patriot” has become a synonym for Conservative/Republican, so I was overjoyed to see the DNC “take back” ownership of words like “patriot” and “freedom.”
I don’t know about you, but in my opinion, a “patriot” is someone who is proud of the U.S., and loves American ideals.
I don’t consider the people who attacked our nation’s Capitol on January 6 or attempted to subvert our democracy in 2020, to be “patriots” at all.
They are the same people who trash America and praise Russia.
Yeah, you, F***er Tarlson.
In fact, the definition of patriot is: a person who vigorously supports their country and is prepared to defend it against enemies or detractors. “A true patriot.”
Freedom20 Water
Anyway, let’s get back to the subject of this rant: Freedom20 Water. (Wouldn’t it make more sense to call it FreedomH20?)
These companies use words or phrases like: “patriot,”“freedom,” “free speech,” and “anti-woke” to grift off of the conservative radio listeners.
Dan Bongino has a podcast that is simulcast on the radio where he constantly promotes Patriot Food Supply. He also promotes a gold investment business and an anti-abortion charity he pushes his listeners to donate to (Ben Shapiro promotes it as well).
As he’s doing the “ad read” for the charity, Bongino falsely asserts that a fetal heartbeat can be heard at 5 weeks. That’s not true. The fetal heart is not fully developed until at least 10 weeks, with most medical sources citing the 12th week when a real heartbeat can be detected.
The New Company Grifting Off of Conservatives: Freedom20 Water
There’s a new company marketing its product to anti-woke, freedom, and free-speech lovers: Freedom20, the “unapologetic” water.
What does “unapologetically anti-woke” mean? And how the f**k can water be woke?
I’m done talking about all this silliness. Below are a few Freedom20 promotional graphics. They tell you everything you need to know about the water.
