Resist Hate has obtained the full message log from the leaked Trump Cabinet Slack chat and the Cabinet’s private workspace. It’s worse than you think. It’s also funnier than you think. Both of those things are bad.
The workspace is called Federal Workplace. The tagline of the main channel reads, with no apparent self-awareness, “Dedicated to leadership, loyalty, and low expectations.”
There are twelve members. There are also twelve channels, including #general, #press-strategy, #we-did-not-say-that, #alternative-facts, and — listed right between #national-security and #economic-policy — #golf-scores.
We’ve published the unedited transcript of one morning’s activity in #cabinet-confidential below. We decided not to correct typos. They’re part of the historical record now.
POTUS 👑 — 9:02 AM
The ballroom is going to be HUGE. The biggest. People will be in awe. It’ll be yuge.
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JD Vance — 9:03 AM
Very classy. Much Versailles.
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Marco Rubio — 9:04 AM
Do we invite foreign dignitaries?
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Pete Hegseth — 9:05 AM
Can we put a tank in the foyer?
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Tulsi Gabbard — 9:07 AM
Quick question… which country are we bombing again?
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Stephen Miller — 9:07 AM
Yes.
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The Leaked Trump Cabinet Slack Chat Conversation Continues.
It doesn’t improve.
Marco Rubio — 9:08 AM
Stephen, “yes” to which country?
Stephen Miller — 9:08 AM
Yes.
Marco Rubio — 9:09 AM
That’s not —
Stephen Miller — 9:09 AM
Yes.
Todd Blanche — 9:11 AM
Hi team, just looping back on the foyer tank — is this something I should be prosecuting someone over, or…?
Pete Hegseth — 9:12 AM
prosecute who
Todd Blanche — 9:12 AM
That’s what I’m asking.
Pete Hegseth — 9:13 AM
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Kash Patel — 9:14 AM
Adding a thread to this. I have a list.
Todd Blanche — 9:14 AM
Of what
Kash Patel — 9:14 AM
A list.
Todd Blanche — 9:15 AM
Of what though
Kash Patel — 9:15 AM
📋
[POTUS pinned a message to this channel.]
The ballroom is going to be HUGE. The biggest. People will be in awe. It’ll be yuge.
JD Vance — 9:18 AM
Reposting the boss’s message because I want everyone to really sit with how visionary it is
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Marco Rubio — 9:19 AM
Sir, I do think we should circle back to the Tulsi question. Are we bombing somewhere this morning? I have a call with the Saudis at 10.
Tulsi Gabbard — 9:21 AM
I checked the sitrep and I think it’s Iran but it might be Yemen. Possibly both. There’s a chance it’s Lebanon but I don’t want to say for sure.
Pete Hegseth — 9:22 AM
guys i texted the plan to the atlantic again i’m so sorry
Pete Hegseth — 9:22 AM
wrong group
Pete Hegseth — 9:23 AM
wait this IS the wrong group
Pete Hegseth — 9:23 AM
😬
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[Pete Hegseth has moved this conversation to #we-did-not-say-that.]
Karoline Leavitt — 9:31 AM
Hi everyone! Just a heads up, the press is asking about the tank in the foyer. Can someone confirm whether the tank in the foyer is real or whether the tank in the foyer is a metaphor?
Pete Hegseth — 9:32 AM
the tank is real
Karoline Leavitt — 9:32 AM
Got it. And is the foyer real?
Pete Hegseth — 9:33 AM
the foyer is being constructed as part of the ballroom
Karoline Leavitt — 9:33 AM
Perfect, I’ll tell them the foyer is aspirational and the tank is metaphorical.
Pete Hegseth — 9:34 AM
but the tank is real
Karoline Leavitt — 9:34 AM
Right but the foyer isn’t yet so for press purposes the tank can’t be real yet either, that’s just logic
Pete Hegseth — 9:35 AM
ok
Karoline Leavitt — 9:35 AM
Thanks team! 💕
Elon Musk — 9:41 AM
just joining
Elon Musk — 9:41 AM
what’d I miss
JD Vance — 9:42 AM
Elon you don’t work here anymore
Elon Musk — 9:42 AM
😂
Elon Musk — 9:42 AM
ok but what’d I miss
POTUS 👑 — 9:47 AM
I want a chandelier shaped like an eagle. Make it gold. Make it the BEST eagle. The eagle should be holding something. Maybe a tank. We’ll see.
Pete Hegseth — 9:48 AM
🦅🪖
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Stephen Miller — 9:49 AM
Yes.
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Marco Rubio — 9:51 AM
Can someone PLEASE tell me which country we’re bombing.
[No one responded for 14 minutes.]
POTUS 👑 — 10:05 AM
Tee time.
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[POTUS has set their status to: 🏌️ Out of office until further notice.]
[End of log, 10:05 AM.
Resist Hate will continue to monitor #cabinet-confidential, as well as #we-did-not-say-that, #alternative-facts, and the channel where the actual decisions appear to be happening, which is called, simply, #golf-scores.
